Posts Tagged ‘backups’
Murphy’s Law
Thursday, December 23rd, 2010
It’s been almost a week since I landed in South America, and it simultaneously feels as though it’s been forever, and no time at all. In some respects, I’m still surprised we made it down here at all: the 9000km to Buenos Aires was so anxiety-ridden, I’m thinking I’ve used up all my bad luck for the year in one week. And that excludes that whole “breaking my wrists twice” period of the year.
Buenos Aires is utterly gorgeous. It looks like Mexico crossed with Italy, and culturally speaking, it draws equally from Western Europe and Latin America, which makes for an interesting mix.
I have no (Canadian) passport
I really meant to get one before leaving, if only to get into the U.S., and then back home, with less hassle. (I usually just travel on my British passport, which is generally more useful.) I’d been trying to find my Canadian citizenship card for a while, and was waiting until I moved into my friend Dan’s basement before I officially gave up and applied for a new one. (For those of you who were born in Canada, a Canadian citizenship card is proof of citizenship for those of us who weren’t.) I had an exciting series of phone calls and chats with the people at Immigration and the people at Passport Canada, who of course have no reasons to collaborate whatsoever. Their phone system actually at one point (twice!) led me through all the options, carefully informed me that it would not hang up on me, and to please stay on the line, then promptly hung up on me. You know, usually those automated systems are terrible, but I’ve never had one that outright lied to me. Anyway, the end result is that apparently there’s no “proof” that I’m Canadian without my citizenship card, because that card has a photo of me when I was nine (and an old surname) and thus qualifies as legitimate identification, and the twelve million other documents I have, plus the fact that I’ve been voting and paying taxes here for nearly ten years, is just my devious immigrant way of getting a fake passport, I guess. So I gave up, applied for the replacement card, and figured worst come to worst, I could always just return on a British visa.
My last day in town, the replacement card arrived.
How about one last trip to the E.R., for old times’ sake?
I was utterly convinced I was going to be the one who ended up in the emergency room. I went for an I’m-finally-cast-free! scooter ride with a friend before I started packing, and at one point I was very convinced something terrible would happen and I’d wind up breaking another of my bones, which are apparently made of glass and porcelain. As it turned out, it wasn’t me, but my traveling companion who broke himself. We were packing and getting ready to head off to their airport at 4am when he managed to slice his finger with a knife. Given that it was midnight, I actually vacillated for a bit (and called my dad’s wife, who very calmly talked me through the Steri-strip process) before hauling him down to the ER.
I’ve never been so impressed by a hospital visit: he was all stitched up and out of there within about two hours. (I was still making cupcakes and packing.)
On loss, and recovery
Friday, July 25th, 2008
I have a terrible tendency to throw what I refer to as “all night work parties”, which usually end up comprising about two and a half days straight of me staring into my laptop, clacking away and forgetting to sleep or come up for air. They’re admittedly not the most glaringly healthy way of getting things done, but I do tend to be the sort of person who works in spurts, and when the fever comes over me, I often like to run with it. (I actually experimented with a “normal” schedule, wherein I slept at least a little bit every single night for a month straight. It was interesting, and I may try it again at some point…but not just now.)
So a few weeks ago, I was crashing at the tail end of a work party, and ended up falling asleep next to my laptop, gigantic glass of water in hand. Yes, you know where this is headed. A few hours later, I woke up spilling said gigantic glass of water all over myself and my poor laptop. (Lovely way to wake up, might I add.) Naturally, I panicked. There was much cursing and wailing (me) and sparking and crackling (the machine) as I tried to figure out what on earth to do. It wouldn’t turn off, and it took my sleep-addled brain a good five minutes to figure out that removing the battery would do the trick. The poor thing was soaked, and ruined. I was in a similar state. That machine was, in effect, the entirety of my business assets, and the tool by which I can earn my living, and it had just crackled out and died on me. (more…)
